He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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