if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm too high and old for this...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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