whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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