i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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