ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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