its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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