i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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