I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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