Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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