did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just found puke in my bra..
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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