maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
