brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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