I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This is my gift to your gina
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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