I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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