That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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