We won't sleep together?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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