I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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