I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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