Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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