I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish you could order shots online.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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