Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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