He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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