Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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