so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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