"it" just moved
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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