AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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