Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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