Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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