I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
