Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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