Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Randomize
