So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh god it's open bar.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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