Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
