Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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