I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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