She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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