Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
