what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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