so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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