So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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