I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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