its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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