PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize
