Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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