Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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