Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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