Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
her facebook's as public as her vagina
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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