and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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