Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
