So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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