Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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