I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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