Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He shit in the fireplace
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